- 0May 17, '99 by brian AdminThermometer Jokes:
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
"Some ******* has my pen!"
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
She was taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.