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Nov 20, 2004 06:53 PM

The Viagra Usage


The nurse was passing out viagra to all the elderly men in the nursing home... A new trainee was confused... "Why are you passing all the elderly men viagra at bed time," she asked. The elder nurse replyed, "So they don't fall out of bed when they roll over."


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No. 1
from Fiona59
Old Nov 20, 2004, 08:27 PM

I heard the other name for Viagra was mycoxaphlopin.
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No. 2
Old Nov 20, 2004, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Fiona59
I heard the other name for Viagra was mycoxaphlopin.
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No. 3
from maire
Old Nov 21, 2004, 09:13 AM

*snort*

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No. 4
from gauge14iv
Old Nov 21, 2004, 09:20 AM

We got a workers comp claim for a tennis elbow type injury...come to find out his doc had given him a scrip for viagra two weeks prior - and it was all gone
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No. 5
from SusanJean
Old Nov 21, 2004, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by gauge14iv
We got a workers comp claim for a tennis elbow type injury...come to find out his doc had given him a scrip for viagra two weeks prior - and it was all gone
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No. 6
from kim93079
Old Nov 21, 2004, 01:29 PM

Here is agood one pt had penile implant and then removal oh and also had left wrist surgery....hmmmmmm wonder if they are all related LMAO!!!
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No. 7
from webblarsk
Old Nov 21, 2004, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Fiona59
I heard the other name for Viagra was mycoxaphlopin.
LOL
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No. 8
from Pattiecake
Old Nov 25, 2004, 06:06 PM
Updated Nov 25, 2004 at 06:07 PM by Pattiecake

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No. 9
Old Nov 25, 2004, 06:33 PM

lol..that a good one...true story, my sister is a nurse in ltc for over 20 years. Some stupid dr allowed a dementia pt to try viagra...well, lets just say all he knew to do with it was walk up to the nurses station every 5 minutes and show them it. He forgot he had already showed the 5 min before...lol...just what we need huh....
Originally Posted by meintheUSA
The nurse was passing out viagra to all the elderly men in the nursing home... A new trainee was confused... "Why are you passing all the elderly men viagra at bed time," she asked. The elder nurse replyed, "So they don't fall out of bed when they roll over."
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