I had a patient embarrassed to tell me that he had an accident and messed the sheets up with urine and stool, so he threw the sheets out the window. Below the window was the entrance to the ER. A drunk man was walking down the sidewalk when the sheets landed on top of him. It covered his head and body. A security guard came around the corner to see the man flailing about and asked him what he was doing? The man replied, "I don't know but I just beat the "CRAP" out of some ghost.