The Redneck and the Elevator

Subject: The Redneck & the Elevator

A redneck and his son were visiting a mall. Theywere amazed by almost everything they saw, butespecially by two shiny, silver walls that could moveapart and then slide back together again. The boyasked, "What is it?" The father (never having seen anelevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anythinglike this in my life, I don't know what it is." Whilethe boy and his father were watching with amazement, afat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the movingwalls and pressed a button. The walls opened and thelady rolled between them into a small room. The wallsclosed and the boy and his father watched the smallcircular numbers above the walls light upsequentially. They continued to watch until it reachedthe last number and then the numbers began to light inthe reverse order. Finally the walls opened up againand a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde womanstepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off theyoung woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get yourmother."