The Ranks of a Hospital

  1. I received this in an email, too funny not to share. Enjoy!

    Surgeon:
    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
    Is more productive than a train
    Is faster than a speeding bullet
    Walks on water
    Talks with God

    Internist:
    Leaps short buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than a switch engine
    Is faster than a speeding BB
    Walks on water if the sea is calm
    Talks with God if special request is approved

    General Practitioner:
    Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
    Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
    Can fire a speeding bullet
    Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
    Is occasionally addressed by God

    Resident:
    Barely clears a picket fence
    Loses tug-of-war with a train
    Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
    Swims well
    Talks with animals

    Intern:
    Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
    Is run over by a train
    Is not issued ammunition
    Dog paddles
    Talks to walls

    Medical Student:
    Runs into buildings
    Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
    Wets himself with a water pistol
    Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
    Mumbles to himself

    Nurse:
    Lifts buildings and walks under them
    Kicks trains off the track
    Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
    Freezes water with a single glance
    The Nurse IS God!!!!
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  2. 1 Comments

  3. by   jetscreamer101
    I like that!

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