The Quickie--Er ????

  1. A man is seated at a restaurant. All the
    waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly
    voluptuous waitress wearing a very short
    skirt, and with legs that won't quit,
    comes to his table.
    "What would you like, sir?"
    He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful
    frame, top to bottom, and says "A quickie."
    She walks away in disgust. After regaining her
    composure, she returns. "What would you like, sir?"
    Again the man thoroughly checks her out.
    "A quickie, please." Her anger takes over.
    She slaps him across the face with a resounding
    SMACK and storms away.
    A man sitting at the next table leans over.
    "Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   maire
    :chuckle cute
  4. by   nursebedlam
    liked it
  5. by   Shed13911
    People should learn how to read!! Although, most people can't pronounce that word anyway!
  6. by   ?burntout
    :chuckle :chuckle
  7. by   live4today
    Now I would have said to the man "I don't do quickies" before walking away from the table.
  8. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from cheerfuldoer
    Now I would have said to the man "I don't do quickies" before walking away from the table.
    LOVE ot Renee.
  9. by   Darlene K.
    Very funny! ...

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