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Jul 27, 2004 01:10 PM

The Pope and The Rabbi

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert
or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the
Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the
Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope
won, they would have to leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged but wise Rabbi, Moishe, to
represent them in the debate. However, as Moishe spoke no Italian and
the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a "silent"
debate.

On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat opposite each other for
a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger. Next the Pope waved his finger around his head Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine
Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple.
With that, the Pope stood up and declared that he was beaten, that Rabbi
Moishe was too clever and that the Jews could stay.

Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what had happened.
The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity
He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is still only
one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show
that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of
the original sin. He had me beaten and I could not continue."

Meanwhile the Jewish community were gathered around Rabbi Moishe. "How
did you win the debate?" they asked. "I haven't a clue," said Moishe, "First he said to me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I said to him, Up yours! Then he tells me thatthe whole country would be cleared of Jews and I said to him, we're staying right here.""And then what," asked a woman.
"Who knows?" said Moishe, "He took out his lunch so I took out mine."


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5 Comments
No. 1
from suzy253
Old Jul 28, 2004, 04:38 AM

That is soooooo funny.
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No. 2
from dianah
Old Jul 31, 2004, 12:11 AM

Great one, Fran!! I've now passed it on!!
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No. 3
from Caveman
Old Jul 31, 2004, 01:05 PM

"He took out his lunch so I took out mine."




I almost ruptured a lung, I laughed so hard.
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from ryaninmtv
Old Jul 31, 2004, 03:56 PM

That was beautiful!!!
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from ?burntout
Old Aug 06, 2004, 12:38 AM

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