The Perks of being over 40!

  1. ~ The Perks of Being Over 40 ~

    1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

    2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

    3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

    4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

    5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

    8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

    9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

    10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

    11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

    12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

    13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

    14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

    15. You sing along with elevator music.

    16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

    17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    18. You can't remember who sent you this list.

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  2. 23 Comments

  3. by   jnette
    :chuckle Thanx Youda ! So you really DID have a party last weekend, then? :roll
  4. by   Youda
    Heck, it's still going on. The only problem is that metamucil has clogged up the toilet . . .
  5. by   jnette
    Are you sure you didn't accidently try to flush a Depends? :imbar
  6. by   Youda
    Now you got me laughing so hard . . . my sides are hurting. There isn't a smilie big enough for this, but . . .
  7. by   Brownms46
    9. You can live without sex but not without glasses

    Heeeyyyyyy I almost resemble that remark....:chuckle
  8. by   BadBird
    Hey you do know me, LOL!!!!
  9. by   renerian
    Seems like the gospel truth to me lOLOLOLOL

    renerian
  10. by   Mkue
    sooo true...lol

    I love it !!

    Thanks Youda!
  11. by   Youda
    OK, you senior citizens! Can you think of anymore?
    You might be over 40 if . . .
  12. by   Youda
    If might be over 40 if you can't remember the last time anyone carded you.
  13. by   donmurray
    I can't even recall ever knowing what that is/was!
  14. by   Youda
    Sorry! Carding in the US is to be sure you are old enough to purchase alcohol.

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