The Perfect Couple

  1. > > > > > Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
    >perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
    >course, perfect.
    > > > > > One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving
    >their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they
    >noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
    > > > > > Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa
    >Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children
    on
    >the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys
    > into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
    > > > > > Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the
    perfect
    >couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
    >accident.
    > Who was the survivor?
    > (Scroll down for the answer.)
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    > > > > > > > > The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
    >existed in the
    > > > > > > > > first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
    there
    >is no such
    > > > > > > > > thing as a perfect man.
    > > > > > > > > ****Women: Stop reading here, that is the end of the joke
    for
    >you.
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    > > > > > > > > ****Men: Keep scrolling
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    > > > > > > > > So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
    perfect
    >woman must
    > > > > > > > > have been driving. This explains why there was a car
    accident.
    > > > > > > > > By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
    >illustrates
    > > > > > > > > another point: Women never listen either. You were told to
    >stop scrolling!!

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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   MelSky
    LOL.... so true. i'm a sucky driver and i NEVER listen!!
  4. by   CraftyLPN
    :roll :roll

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