The midget & the Rancher

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over
to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"

That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or
female horse.
"A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up
again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I thee her t***?
By this time the Rancher had had enough. He was sooo annoyed with the midget, he grabbed him in his arms, and rammed his head up in the horse's ****
The midget fell to the ground, shook his head, spit, and said, "I think I thould have worded it different. Can she wun?