The Men's Guide to What a Woman Really Means

  1. It's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by now.
    Do what you want: You'll pay for this later.
    We need to talk: I need to complain.
    I'm not upset: Of course I'm upset, you moron!
    You're so manly: You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
    Be romantic, turn out the lights: I have flabby thighs.
    This kitchen is so inconvenient: I want a new house.
    I need wedding shoes: The other 40 pairs are the wrong shad of white.
    Hang the picture there: NO, I mean hang it there!
    I heard a noise: I noticed you were almost asleep.
    Do you love me?: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
    How much do you love me?: I did something today you're really not going to like.
    I'll be ready in a minute: Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
    Is my butt fat?: Tell me I'm beautiful.
    You have to learn to communicate: Just agree with me.
    Are you listening to me!?: Too late, you're dead.
    Do you like this recipe?: It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
    I'm not yelling!: Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
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  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Hey! You shouldn't be posting this where men can see it!

    LOL! :chuckle

    Heather
  4. by   Momma_Penguin
    I thought only us females were supposed to know thiese things...... Laura LPN
  5. by   donmurray
    Hey, we know this stuff! proper responses are;
    1) silence
    2) Mmm...
    3) Yes, Dear!
  6. by   tattooednurse
    don't forget about " what ever you think hun"
  7. by   micro
    #1-----infinity rule for men to know about women


    we may be hard to figure out, totally unpredictable, but we are always, always, always right!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU HEAR ME DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hehehehehe
  8. by   sharann
    The man ALWAYS has the last words....
    "Yes dear".
  9. by   live4today
    Originally posted by donmurray
    Hey, we know this stuff! proper responses are;
    1) silence
    2) Mmm...
    3) Yes, Dear!


    Hello donmurray!

    Hmmmmm! I think I've heard those three responses over and over and over and over and .... And, who said men didn't think alike???
  10. by   Level2Trauma
    This may be the way it is with your husbands, however, I WEAR THE PANTS AT MY HOUSE..........................She may tell me which pair but I still wear them....

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