The Lethal Affair

  1. Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side.. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up, and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky, my darling," he whispered.
    "Hush, my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
    He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice.
    "I have something that I must confess."
    "There isn't anything to confess," replie! d the weeping Becky,
    "everything's alright, go to sleep."
    "No, no, I must die in peace,Becky. I... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
    "I know," whispered Becky, "that's why I poisoned you."<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
    •  
  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   NiobiusSwan
    My friend sent this to me a few months ago. I forwarded it to my boyfriend and told him he better not cheat on me.
    Last edit by NiobiusSwan on Jun 19, '04
  4. by   Audreyfay
    There's nothing worse than the scorn of a woman. :chuckle
  5. by   nursebedlam
    Quote from Audreyfay
    There's nothing worse than the scorn of a woman. :chuckle
    certainly correct there

Must Read Topics


close