The Dragon Slayer

  1. Roger the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

    One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Roger the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000
    gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Roger the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

    The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of
    itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
    applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Roger the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

    The King quickly summoned Roger the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Roger the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and
    for the next four hours, Roger worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Roger the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

    Upon returning to his chamber, Roger the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Roger the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician
    could never report this matter to the King shooed him away with no payment made.

    The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the
    same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King quickly summoned Roger the Dragon Slayer...

    MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your debts.
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  2. 13 Comments

  3. by   renerian
    ROFLMBO that is too funny!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Vegas your a case manager aren't you? I am trying to break into it but wow no one wants to give me a chance. I have another interview tomarrow for a position and want to snag the job, do you have any hints for me? I am going to tell them after I get my feet wet and learn I would take the certification exam? What do you think of that? Sorry to be off track....

    renerian
  4. by   KeniRN
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle
    OMG!!!!LMAO!!!! I loved it! I really needed to laugh after the past few days I've had (that's another thread).

    Thanks LVRN!!!
  5. by   Beach_RN
    baaaaaaaaaaa hahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa I Love it! Very Cute!

    Brenda :chuckle :roll
  6. by   traumaRUs
    Too cute!!!
  7. by   shygirl
    Originally posted by LasVegasRN
    ...

    MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your debts. [/B]
  8. by   researchrabbit
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!
  9. by   shannonRN
    love it!!!
  10. by   delirium
    You are one sick ticket, Vegas.

    Right on.
  11. by   Alley Cat
    LVRN, you're too much!


    Love it, though--we all need a good laugh every now and then.
    Thanks--have a good weekend~ :chuckle :chuckle :roll
  12. by   canoehead
    Hey, maybe the dragon slayer was a switch hitter?

    Nah, even I wouldn't want to experience the contents of some moldy skanky loincloth...freshness counts you know.
  13. by   ryaninmtv
    What they don't tell you is that Roger was then promoted into Senior Management!!
  14. by   dstudent
    Good one keep up the laughter

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