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May 30, 1999 10:59 AM

The Doctors


At a medical convention, a male and female doctor start eyeing each other.

The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel room.

Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go in and wash her hands. Once she comes back, they go for it. After the sexual interlude, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.

When she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon."

She confirms and asks how he knew.

"Easy, you're always washing your hands."

She then says, "I'll bet you're an anesthesiologist."

The male doctor says, "Wow, how did you guess?"

The female doctor replies, "I didn't feel a thing."

[This message has been edited by cdoncrna (edited June 15, 1999).]


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5 Comments
No. 1
Old Jan 11, 2006, 07:29 PM

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Hello. Too funny.
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No. 2
Old Jan 11, 2006, 10:22 PM

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oh burn!! lol that was good!
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from grinnurse
Old Jan 12, 2006, 09:27 AM

Piggy Bank Re: The Doctors
Definately will be passing that one along!!
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Old Jan 12, 2006, 10:26 AM

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I bet there was a better ending but I am not going to worry about it.....or ask......I like this one also a real come down for the guy LOL
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from rhenmag9
Old Jan 14, 2006, 05:12 AM

Smile Re: The Doctors
nice and too funny!! they know exactly what are their specialization....hahaha!
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