A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of the animal
one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast
out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
The man kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always
beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right,
then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he
reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put him on the phone, I'm lost and need
Oct 19, '04
Yes, that positively proves that cats are cleverer than men.