I just saw this goody on another site
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out
how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to
be when it's finished"? The blonde says, "According to the
picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to
go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where
she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held
her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a
cup of coffee, then . . . ," he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted
Flakes back in the box
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