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Sep 14, 2003 08:17 PM

The Blonde And The Puzzle


I just saw this goody on another site


A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out
how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to
be when it's finished"? The blonde says, "According to the
picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to
go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where
she has the puzzle spread all over the table.



He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held
her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a
cup of coffee, then . . . ," he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted
Flakes back in the box


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No. 1
from Danamegg
Old Sep 14, 2003, 10:12 PM

I just love the blonde jokes!!!

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No. 2
from Whisper
Old Sep 15, 2003, 03:59 PM

I always hated blonde jokes, I always wanted to dye my hair brown... but now, I seem to find them more and more funny, as I can relate to more of the blonde moments, never tried the frosties puzzle, but i did put my wallet in the fridge and the milk in my bag!!!


Thanks for the laugh
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No. 3
from Danamegg
Old Sep 15, 2003, 10:45 PM
Updated Sep 18, 2003 at 01:01 PM by Danamegg

Originally posted by Whisper
I always hated blonde jokes, I always wanted to dye my hair brown... but now, I seem to find them more and more funny, as I can relate to more of the blonde moments, never tried the frosties puzzle, but i did put my wallet in the fridge and the milk in my bag!!!


Thanks for the laugh
I am not sure why I usually find blonde jokes funny. I really have nothing against blonde people! Maybe we are just a little jealous of blondes

In my country we also have Van der Merwe jokes - the guy is not very bright and provide a lot of entertainment. Blonde jokes are more "international" though ....
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No. 4
from Brownms46
Old Sep 18, 2003, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by Whisper
I always hated blonde jokes, I always wanted to dye my hair brown... but now, I seem to find them more and more funny, as I can relate to more of the blonde moments, never tried the frosties puzzle, but i did put my wallet in the fridge and the milk in my bag!!!


Thanks for the laugh
!! Sounds like a some of the senile moments I have!
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