be a darling and throw some periods 'n commas in there too, k? lol
One of my favorites from our alz units was a semi-famous thief and consequent author, who would come up with such great excuses to try to escape the unit.. Well one day he was a bus driver and there was a riot going on outside, and he had to go move his bus before people set it on fire.. Well our big fat bald white man was an old saw, korean war vet, who came out of retirement to work security out of sheer boredom
So when we couldn't calm the guy down, we call him up and he comes up in his uniform and says to the guy, "Whose bus was that we just towed? Well you're in trouble but at least it's safe in the impound lot! Stay here til the riot's over!"
Alz people can be really interesting, and (good) alz nurses are a real item too