Giorgio arrived in the United States from Italy about six months ago. He walks to work every day and passes the same shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Boccelli leather shoes. After about two months he saves the $300.00t the shoes cost and purchases them.
Each Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance in the church basement, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his new Boccelli leather shoes to the dance.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"
Sophia, startled, says "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?"
Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Boccelli leather shoes. How do you like them?"
Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"
Rosa answers, "Yes, Giorgio, I do, but how do you know that?"
He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Boccelli leather shoes. How do you like them?"
Now the evening is almost over and the last song is being played.
Giorgio asks Carmella to dance. Mid way through the dance his face turns red. He says, "Carmella, be stilla my heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this true."
Carmella answers, "Yes, yes Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight."
Giorgio gasps and says, "Thanka God...I thought I had a CRACK in my $300.00 Boccelli leather shoes."