That's so punny

  1. To pun is human...
    1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
    2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
    3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    4. A backwards poet writes inverse.
    5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's
    your count that votes.
    6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
    7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
    8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
    9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
    10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll
    show you A-flat minor.
    11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
    12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully
    recovered.
    13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
    result in Linoleum Blownapart.
    14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

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