A man wakes up after some special tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the results back from the lab. I'm sorry to report that you have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as G.A.S.H."
"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What is that?"
The doctor explains: "It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS, and Herpes."
"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "what are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to keep you in isolation and give you a strict diet of pizza, pancakes, quesadillas, and pita bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?"
"Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
Dec 22, '04