Terms we will not admit to using - page 4

You all have heard of them and of course we never actually use any of these terms but somehow they are there and everyone knows them....... There the "unofficial" abbreviation list like ... Read More

  1. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    Yellow River--someone forget to clamp the Foley bag after draining.
  2. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from SharkLPN
    Positive Hilton Sign -- pt thinks they're at the Hilton, not a hospital.

    10th Floor Transfer -- (ie dead/dying, as our facility only has nine floors).

    Pillow Therapy -- Take the pillow of your most obnoxious pt and gently yet firmly hold it over their face until the oxygen deprivation buys you a few minutes of peace and quiet.

    And no, I've never done the last. It's darn tempting sometimes though! :chuckle
    I remember thinking them kind of thoughts myself when I was a school bus driver. I came mighty close a couple times, but was able to block the urge.
  3. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from goats'r'us
    Tontine Treatment - (Pillow over the face)
    Rapid Lead Infusion - (bullet in the head)
    I raised them little critters too. Cute, aren't they?
  4. by   NotReady4PrimeTime
    Concrete Poisoning: teenager whose skateboard left him in the lurch (had a really high Portland level!)

    Variation on FLK... FLKBCOTP: Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents

    Disco Leg: that amazing super-clonus elicited from a CPer with a good brisk heel cord stretch
  5. by   SURFnNURSE
    NASSATALL (no *** at all) DISEASE
  6. by   SURFnNURSE
    summer teeth... some are teeth and some are not
  7. by   weelise
    usually used on a full moon.........MFS................Mad Female Syndrome!!
  8. by   SkyDancer
    DILF = Doctor I'd Like To F**k :chuckle
  9. by   RNtoJD
    "Taint spot" --Refers to perineum It ain't this and it ain't that
  10. by   Audreyfay
    Sometimes I use "verbal diarrhea." (The person who can't stop talking and usually says more than they should.)

    The department secretary and I use a few abbreviations. DA, RA, and PA

    Dumb ahole
    real ahole
    and perfect ahole

    The question asked by me was "Is everyone here a dumb ahole except us?" She she said that not everyone could be perfect aholes, like us. So...the abbreviations have been used frequently when frustrated.
  11. by   SRbear
    HI .... Got one for you...women suffer from pms, we all know what that is, moody, dificult, hard to live with, well men suffer from the same thing, but it is call DSB........dead sperm build-up. !!!!!!!:chuckle
  12. by   FranEMTnurse
    Quote from SRbear
    HI .... Got one for you...women suffer from pms, we all know what that is, moody, dificult, hard to live with, well men suffer from the same thing, but it is call DSB........dead sperm build-up. !!!!!!!:chuckle
    I like the term, BOS brain one sided for the men better, and P HS Pre horror syndrome for the women.
  13. by   Thanet
    C.R.I.S Cranial Rectal Insertion Syndrome.

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