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Dec 23, 2008 12:58 AM

Ten reason to date a nurse:)

Updated Dec 23, 2008 at 01:15 AM by lovehospital

I'm arleady in a relationship but I found this cute list of why one should date a nurse,female or male gender

1.They can help you get over a hangover or cold

2.Bedbaths

3.The uniform

4.They are exposed to so many X-rays,there is no need for birth control

5.You will never need to by condoms,paracetamol,toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.

6.They know how to handle bodily fluids.

7.Nothing shocks a nurse;they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger

8.They wont be disgusted by your toilet habits.

9.They can tell when you are full of crap and they can remedy that.

10.They know their way to human body.

Merry Christmas~


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Old Dec 23, 2008, 01:12 AM

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great ones, another couple i would add is that they:

::can go all night long

::know mouth to mouth

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Old Dec 23, 2008, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by liveyourlife747 View Post
great ones, another couple i would add is that they:

::can go all night long

::know mouth to mouth

I agree especially with the first one
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Old Dec 23, 2008, 04:01 AM

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Old Dec 23, 2008, 07:53 AM

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what about the unlimited supply of pens? or I guess that comes from living with a nurse!
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Old Dec 23, 2008, 08:17 AM

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5.You will never need to by condoms,paracetamol,toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.
What exactly are patients doing in your hospital that you carry condoms???

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Old Dec 23, 2008, 09:06 AM

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What exactly are patients doing in your hospital that you carry condoms???

LOL exactly--I have yet to see condoms in our supply closet!!!
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Old Dec 23, 2008, 09:21 AM

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I would love to date a nurse.
Cannot wait for my divorce to be final!
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Old Dec 23, 2008, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by racing-mom4 View Post
LOL exactly--I have yet to see condoms in our supply closet!!!
Actually, we have a huge supply in our ER! (Hand them out to those Dx with STDs, etc)
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from rbezemek
Old Dec 23, 2008, 12:16 PM

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night nurses are even better
+never have to buy them fancy clothes 'cause they're either in scrubs or pajamas
+always available to do those 'little chores' during the day - like taking the car in for service
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