Talking Dog For Sale... Cheap!

One day out in the Florida panhandle, a man sees a sign in front of
a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells
him
the dog is in the backyard.
The man goes into the backyard and sees a black Lab just sitting
there. "You the talking dog?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered I had this gift
pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
about my
ability, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting
in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting
any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at
the
airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings
there and was awarded a batch of medals. I had a wife, a mess of
puppies,
and now I'm just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.
"Ten dollars."
The man says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap?"
"Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t."