Sweet Grandma

Well, I just took my NCLEX today, and needed to smile, and you guys sure got me to do that...so I thought I'd add one more joke I got emailed:


A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked,
'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?'
The operator said 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room
number?'
The grandmother in her w
eak tremulous voice said, 'Norma Findlay, Room 302.'
The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with
her nurse.'
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Oh, I
have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing
very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged
on Tuesday.'
The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so
worried! God bless you for the good news.'
The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?'
The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me ****.



Thanks so much!