Survivor...the sequel

  1. This is not nursing humor but I thought all you mothers out there might enjoy this one!! Survivor ..the sequel
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    > Thought you'd enjoy....
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    > * 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each,
    > for 6 weeks.
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    > * Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
    >
    > * There is no access to fast food.
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    > * Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
    > correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
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    > * The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
    > chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no
    remote.
    >
    > * The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must
    > apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.
    >
    > * They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick
    children
    > at 3:00 AM; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and
    > one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
    >
    > * The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
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    > * The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his
    > spouse at a moment's notice.
    >
    > * If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for
    > the next 18-25 years -- eventually earning the right to be called
    > "Mother."
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  2. 6 Comments

  3. by   SmilingBluEyes
    Sounds MUCH better than the "real" survivor series, which by the way, I cannot stomach! Thumbs up
  4. by   prmenrs
    Has anyone pitched it to the producers? I think it might be a little TOOOOO real!!
  5. by   fedupnurse
    It'd have to be female producers!!!! Great idea!
  6. by   fedupnurse
    And female camera crews, too!
  7. by   Sable's mom
    Too bad most men don't even see the humor in ths idea!
  8. by   xtremenurse
    i am a man and i found it funny but don't count me as one of the contestants. i will watch it though

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Survivor...the sequel