Survivor...the sequel

This is not nursing humor but I thought all you mothers out there might enjoy this one!! Survivor ..the sequel
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> Thought you'd enjoy....
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> * 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each,
> for 6 weeks.
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> * Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
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> * There is no access to fast food.
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> * Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
> correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
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> * The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
> chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no
remote.
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> * The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must
> apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.
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> * They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick
children
> at 3:00 AM; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and
> one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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> * The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
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> * The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his
> spouse at a moment's notice.
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> * If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for
> the next 18-25 years -- eventually earning the right to be called
> "Mother."
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