I sent this joke to a fellow nursing student, this was his reply.
THE SUN BURN!!
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a
horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after
being diagnosed with second-degree burns (deep partial thickness). He was already starting to
blister (shiny red vessicles) and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding (TPN) with
saline (0.9% NS) and electrolytes (K+, Na), a sedative (Dipravan), and a Viagra (sildenafil) pill every four hours. The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"
The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs." (autologous bed cradle)