Sun burn joke

I have a male friend who has been using a sunbed and has managed to burn his bum............ so I have sent this to him!! dont think he'll be amused

Karen

Good one !!! :hatparty:

I sent this joke to a fellow nursing student, this was his reply.

THE SUN BURN!!
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a
horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after
being diagnosed with second-degree burns (deep partial thickness). He was already starting to
blister (shiny red vessicles) and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding (TPN) with
saline (0.9% NS) and electrolytes (K+, Na), a sedative (Dipravan), and a Viagra (sildenafil) pill every four hours. The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"
The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs." (autologous bed cradle)

I know a guy whose wife used tanning beds year round. Well he thought he would surprise her after looking at one and he decided to build one for her. A beautifull job it was also. Worked very well. He told his wife it was a super deluxe tanning bed.
Turned he was right. he had juiced ot up a bit. She went in for a tan and came out with a very painfull sunburn all over. So painfull she couldnt stand to have it touched y anything at all. He brought her to the hospital in severe pain. She walked into the ER waiting room all stiff legged with her arms outstretched.. Not wearing anything at all.

all good

That is sooooooooo funny Thanks for the laugh

When I worked at the local Vetarans' Hospital (back when Viagra first came out), I noticed that a great deal of the in-patients were receiving Viagra. On a unit one day...checking on a study paitent (was in research at the time)...I asked a nurse why I was seeing all of these prescriptions now. She looked me straight in the eye and with a most serious expression replied ..." It's to keep the patients from falling out of bed."