Subject: Did You Know.....

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Subject: Did You Know.....

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>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced

> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

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> (Hardly seems worth it.)

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> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

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> (Now that's more like it!)

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> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

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> (O.M.G.!)

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> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

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> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

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> (I'm still not over the pig.)

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> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

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> (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

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> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to

> its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

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> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

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> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping

> the length of a football field.

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> (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

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> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

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> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

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> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

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> Butterflies taste with their feet.

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> (Something I always wanted to know.)

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> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

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> (Hmmmmmm........)

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> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

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> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

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> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

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> A cat's urine glows under a black light.

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> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

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> (I know some people like that.)

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> Starfish have no brains.

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> (I know some people like that too.)

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> Polar bears are left-handed.

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> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

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> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

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> (What about that pig??)

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Thanks! I needed that today. Oh- I agree, I'm thinking pig next time around.....:)

Snuffle, grunt grunt!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! ;)

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

Great Stuff !!!

:D :D :D Thanx, Cactus Wren ! Bear in mind.. when piggys get TOO hot, they turn to bacon ! :eek:

LMAO!! Thanks so much,,,,,

Hmmm 30 minutes,,, and NOT for pleasure,,,

~kitamoon

That is so interesting.

HE HE HE HE HE LMAO :):):):):)

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That was great!!!! Thanks!!

soooooooooooooooo cute, love it!

Laughed out LOUD. Family wants to know what I'm doing. Said I was just thinking about pigs.

Thanks, needed that...pigs....hmmm....

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