Nurses Humor
Published Oct 15, 2002
cactus wren
295 Posts
Subject: Did You Know.....
>
>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> (Hardly seems worth it.)
> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> (Now that's more like it!)
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> (O.M.G.!)
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
> its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
> the length of a football field.
> (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> (Hmmmmmm........)
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> (I know some people like that.)
> Starfish have no brains.
> (I know some people like that too.)
> Polar bears are left-handed.
> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (What about that pig??)
jenac
258 Posts
Thanks! I needed that today. Oh- I agree, I'm thinking pig next time around.....:)
donmurray
837 Posts
Snuffle, grunt grunt!
ERNurse752, RN
1,323 Posts
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
jnette, ASN, EMT-I
4,388 Posts
Great Stuff !!!
:D Thanx, Cactus Wren ! Bear in mind.. when piggys get TOO hot, they turn to bacon !
nakitamoon
215 Posts
LMAO!! Thanks so much,,,,,
Hmmm 30 minutes,,, and NOT for pleasure,,,
~kitamoon
2MagnoliaTrees
87 Posts
That is so interesting.
JAYNE DANCE
112 Posts
HE HE HE HE HE LMAO :):):):):)
misti_z
375 Posts
That was great!!!! Thanks!!
Andy S., BSN, RN
157 Posts
soooooooooooooooo cute, love it!
midwestRN
71 Posts
Laughed out LOUD. Family wants to know what I'm doing. Said I was just thinking about pigs.
jennirn
4 Posts
Thanks, needed that...pigs....hmmm....