Subject: Did You Know.....

  1. Subject: Did You Know.....
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    >If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
    > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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    > (Hardly seems worth it.)
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    > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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    > (Now that's more like it!)
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    > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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    > (O.M.G.!)
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    > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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    > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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    > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
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    > (I'm still not over the pig.)
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    > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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    > (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
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    > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
    > its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
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    > ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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    > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
    > the length of a football field.
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    > (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
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    > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
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    > (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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    > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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    > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
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    > Butterflies taste with their feet.
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    > (Something I always wanted to know.)
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    > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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    > (Hmmmmmm........)
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    > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
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    > (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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    > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
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    > (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
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    > A cat's urine glows under a black light.
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    > (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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    > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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    > (I know some people like that.)
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    > Starfish have no brains.
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    > (I know some people like that too.)
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    > Polar bears are left-handed.
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    > (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
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    > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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    > (What about that pig??)
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  2. 16 Comments

  3. by   jenac
    Thanks! I needed that today. Oh- I agree, I'm thinking pig next time around.....
  4. by   donmurray
    Snuffle, grunt grunt!
  5. by   ERNurse752
    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
  6. by   jnette
    Great Stuff !!!

    Thanx, Cactus Wren ! Bear in mind.. when piggys get TOO hot, they turn to bacon !
  7. by   nakitamoon
    LMAO!! Thanks so much,,,,,

    Hmmm 30 minutes,,, and NOT for pleasure,,,

    ~kitamoon
  8. by   2MagnoliaTrees
    That is so interesting.
  9. by   JAYNE :DANCE:
    HE HE HE HE HE LMAO
  10. by   misti_z


    That was great!!!! Thanks!!
  11. by   Andy S.
    soooooooooooooooo cute, love it!
  12. by   midwestRN
    Laughed out LOUD. Family wants to know what I'm doing. Said I was just thinking about pigs.
  13. by   jennirn
    Thanks, needed that...pigs....hmmm....
  14. by   moz
    Thanks, I needed a laugh.
    Maybe I could change careers...test other types of urine for glowing, or time orgasms on other animals...probably pay more and be almost as much fun. Wonder what my title would be????

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