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Nov 04, 2001 11:51 AM

Student Nurses and Clinical Funnies

by betts

A clinical class had just arrived at our nursing home and some of the nursing students noticed that the nurses were all wearing pins on their uniforms. They had noticed that the pins were shaped like apples.
"Excuse me, " a student said to a RN. "Every nurse has a pin on that looks like an apple. Did you all graduate from the same nursing school?"
"Oh, no," answered the RN. "We wear them to keep the doctors away!"

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No. 1
from TracyB,RN
Old Nov 04, 2001, 06:40 PM

cute
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No. 2
from eventsnyc
Old Nov 04, 2001, 07:21 PM

Hehheehee

Thank you!

Christina
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No. 3
from debbyed
Old Nov 05, 2001, 08:38 AM

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from canoehead
Old Nov 05, 2001, 12:39 PM

I am getting me some little apple stickers and passing them out at work Oh my, that is funny!
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No. 5
from OneChattyNurse
Old Nov 05, 2001, 05:39 PM

Default TOO FUNNY!!!
That was a great laugh after a truely rotten day!!!

Thanks!!!!
Shari
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No. 6
from betts
Old Nov 15, 2001, 12:43 PM

A Doctor & Nurse and a Shredder

A nurse was leaving the hospital one evening when she found the doctor standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen", said the doctor, "this is important and my assistant has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly", said the nurse, flattered that the doctor had asked her for help.

She turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.

"Excellent! Excellent!" said the doctor as his paper disappeared inside the machine.

"I need two copies of that"
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No. 7
from Carer
Old Nov 15, 2001, 03:57 PM

Thats good I like that, thats Funny.
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No. 8
from betts
Old Nov 15, 2001, 11:50 PM

Default Breathe
A nurse at the beginning of the shift places her stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," instructed the nurse. "Yes, they used to be," remarked the patient.
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