There was a nursing student who was kind of a ditz. Her instuctor assigned her a gentleman who needed a boil lanced. After a brief amount of time the clinical instructor came running when she heard the patient shreiking. When she entered the room she saw the student standing over her patient with a basin full of steaming water. The instructor yelled, "Stop! I said prick his boil not boil his pr***!"
May 30, '99
Student Nurse's Charting:
"Patient passing flatus by mouth."