Student nurse

  1. There was a nursing student who was kind of a ditz. Her instuctor assigned her a gentleman who needed a boil lanced. After a brief amount of time the clinical instructor came running when she heard the patient shreiking. When she entered the room she saw the student standing over her patient with a basin full of steaming water. The instructor yelled, "Stop! I said prick his boil not boil his pr***!"
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  3. by   cdoncrna
    Student Nurse's Charting:
    "Patient passing flatus by mouth."