Strike One Up for the Hosties!

  1. Strike One Up for the Hosties!

    An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay

    >flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he

    >served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came

    >swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain

    >Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary

    >plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays

    >that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a

    >well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

    >"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you

    >to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the

    >ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am

    >called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

    > > >

    >To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

    "Well,sweet-cheeks,

    >in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up b***h!"
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