Strike One Up for the Hosties!
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
>flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
>served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came
>swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain
>Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
>plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays
>that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a
>well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
>"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you
>to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
>ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am
>called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
> > >
>To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
>in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up b***h!"