State Mottos...which is yours?

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    Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

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    Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

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    Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

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    Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

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    California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
    Your Honda

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    Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

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    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's
    Don't Own It Yet

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    Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water


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    Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

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    Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

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    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

    (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

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    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're
    Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

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    Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

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    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

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    Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

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    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

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    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

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    Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
    That's Our Tourism Campaign

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    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

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    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

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    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For
    Most Tax Brackets)

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    Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

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    Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... 10,000,000,000,000
    Mosquitoes and 5000 fish

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    Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State


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    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At
    Work

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    Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
    Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

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    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

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    Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

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    New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

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    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer
    ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

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    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

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    New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You
    Have The Right To An Attorney ...

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    North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

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    North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

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    Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

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    Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

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    Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

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    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

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    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

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    South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't
    Actually Surrender

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    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

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    Tennessee: The Educashun State

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    Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

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    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

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    Vermont: Yep

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    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw
    Yokels Don't Mix?

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    Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!


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    Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

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    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

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    Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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    I believe you will need to change the California motto to the same one as Washington DC!
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    Originally posted by redshiloh
    I believe you will need to change the California motto to the same one as Washington DC!
    So yeah, anyone wanna be govenor??? :roll :roll
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    Ah Nevada....couldn't be prouder


    ok, this is really bad, but I'm gonna tell it anyway. I was driving on the 15 past the strip and there where these billboards with pictures of ppl holding wads of cash and each billboard had a different caption on it. Well, one caption said "I love the slots" with this grinning man holding wads of cash. Now here's the best part, someone climbed up on the sign and turned the O into a U. It was very fitting of the state motto!
    Last edit by iliel on Aug 22, '03
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    I figured the WVA one would be about incest. Thank God i'm a country girl.
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    :chuckle Hubby's from NJ. Pretty much sums it up!


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