1. <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=3 width="100%" border=0><tbody><tr><td>
    </td></tr></tbody></table><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width="100%" border=0><tbody><tr><td>[font=arial,geneva]a blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for christmas.

    she says to the clerk, "may i have 50 christmas stamps?"

    the clerk says, "what denomination?"

    the woman says, "god help us. has it come to this?

    give me 6 catholic, 12 presbyterian, 10 lutheran and 22 baptists<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>

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  3. by   talaxandra
    :chuckle I think what I like best was the exasperation!
  4. by   renerian
    I like that.thanks...