A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to
Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the Flight
Attendant. So the boy asked the Flight Attendant, "If big dogs have baby
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The Flight Attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that
there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Let
mother explain that one to you."
Jul 28, '03