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No. 40
Old May 08, 2007, 01:58 AM

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Crazy B!tch by Buckcherry
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No. 41
Old May 08, 2007, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CoopergrrlRN View Post
I have no idea why, but every single freaking time I am at work, at some point I get the song "yellow submarine" stuck in my head.
Well, thanks. I just read your post and miraculously, I have Yellow Submarine stuck in my head now.

What about Tenacious D, Weenie in a bottle.
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No. 42
Old May 08, 2007, 02:07 AM

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When I started the thread that merged with this one, I was struggling finding diversity in my music selection. My co-workers were asking for more country music and stuff from other genres. Any non-rock songs?
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No. 43
Old May 08, 2007, 11:57 PM

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I was in the house when the house burned down
Life'll kill ya
For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer
Don't let us get sick
Spendid isolation
Lawyers, guns, and money
Excitable boy
Searching for a heart
Jungle work
Roland the headless thompson gunner
Mr. Bad example
Poor poor pitiful me
My sh##'s f###ed up (yes it's really a song- maybe written after Warren found out he had lung cancer)

All Warren Zevon (one of my favorite artists) may he rest in peace.
"Learning to flinch" and "Life'll kill ya" albums
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No. 44
Old May 09, 2007, 12:07 AM

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Wasted youth
Life is a lemon and I want my money back
It just won't quit
Heaven can wait
For crying out loud
All revved up with no place to go
Left in the dark
Not a dry eye in the house
Where angels sing
Bad attitude

All Meat Loaf- another favorite of mine
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No. 45
from Roy Fokker
Old May 09, 2007, 07:03 AM

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forgive me if I get these lyrics wrong, I'm writing them totally from memory and it's been a long time-
"life it seems to fade away, growing farther every day, I have lost the will to live, I have nothing more to give"- Metallica
That's Fade To Black, classic power ballad from their "Ride the Lightning" album
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No. 46
from McDraw8
Old May 09, 2007, 07:24 PM

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"Go Getta" r kelly and young jeezy. (just how hard nursing is)
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No. 47
Old May 09, 2007, 07:28 PM

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An old one "Hard Day's Night" by the Beatles.... One line says "It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog ...it's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log"....
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No. 48
Old May 12, 2007, 12:48 PM

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I apologise in advance for the earworms:

When looking for hard to find veins- Carole King's " You' re no good".

When inserting a Foley- All American Rejects "Dirty little secrets"

Anytime- "if I only had a brain" from the Wizard of Oz.
or "When all our hope is gone, we move along" also All American Rejects.
On good days- "These hands" by Jewel.
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No. 49
Old May 12, 2007, 01:45 PM

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Consider the following Carcass lyrics:

Vomited Anal Tract

Oral eruption
Rectal extroversion...

Your vagus implodes, as nausea strikes
Savaging your body in terminal retch
Violent spasms and decaying enzymes
Engulf your throat as you belch

Intestinal disturbance, your ileum turns inside-out
Your duodenum is thrust up towards your mouth
Your pancreas excretes stale septic pus
Your whole digestive system is now a sticky mush

Rectal vomit in your thorax
Retch your anal tract

Liquidized oesophagus mixes with bloodied excretion
As you pathetically gasp for breath
The stench of hot faeces scorch your nose
As you violently vomit to death

Your intestines are rising, up towards your throat
Stale bile escaping through your bloodied nose
Your colon digested into acidic slush
Your tongue gargling on your dislocated anus

[Solo: Grotesque Anal Disgorgement]

Yeah, that pretty much sums up my experience in GI Surgery.
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