Normaly I would send junk mail back, but today this thread motivated to do something far worse:
I live in student housing so we are targeted by lots of fats food places posting flyers through our door, however today I saw soem of the delivery folks park out side my house, and not only did they start leafleting (is that a word?) the whole street. They put one unde the windcreen wipers of MY CAR.
I went out side with all the flyers I could find in the house, took the one off my car and placed them all under his windscreen blades.
Now my only problem is I don't speak Greek I wish I had I would havee loved to know what he was saying about me, because he was not a happy chappy.
I think my evil half has taken over, maybe the other side will gain control after my exam, but until then, junk mailers beware