Social Security

  1. AN OLD MAN WENT TO THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE TO
    APPLY FOR SOCIAL SECURITY.

    AFTER WAITING IN LINE A LONG TIME, HE GOT TO THE
    COUNTER. THE WOMAN BEHIND THE COUNTER ASKED HIM FOR
    HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE TO VERIFY HIS AGE.

    HE CHECKED HIS POCKETS AND REALIZED HE HAD LEFT
    HIS WALLET AT HOME. HE TOLD THE WOMAN THE HE WAS
    VERY SORRY BUT HE SEEMED TO HAVE LEFT HIS WALLET AT
    HOME. "I WILL HAVE TO GO HOME AND COME BACK LATER."

    THE WOMAN SAYS, "UNBUTTON YOUR SHIRT." SO HE OPENS
    HIS SHIRT REVEALING LOTS OF CURLY SILVER HAIR. SHE
    SAYS, "THAT SILVER HAIR ON YOUR CHEST IS PROOF
    ENOUGH FOR ME," AND SHE PROCESSED HIS SOCIAL
    SECURITY APPLICATION.

    WHEN HE GETS HOME, THE MAN EXCITEDLY TELLS HIS
    WIFE ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCE AT THE SOCIAL SECURITY
    OFFICE.

    SHE SAID, "YOU SHOULD HAVE DROPPED YOUR PANTS. YOU
    MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN DISABILITY, TOO."
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  2. 21 Comments

  3. by   jnette
    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!

    On THAT note...
  4. by   jnette
    Or perhaps this will tickle your funnybone?
  5. by   nowplayingEDRN
    HAhahahahahahahaha!
  6. by   eltrip
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the chuckle!
  7. by   karenG
    :roll :roll

    Karen
  8. by   ShelleyERgirl


    OMG, my stomach hurts from laughing so damn hard, stop it you two, you're killing me!
  9. by   jnette
    ok Navy, here's another then... just for you !
  10. by   jnette
    oh, c'mon... one more !
  11. by   jnette
    ok, ok, LAST one... I think we can ALL relate to this?
  12. by   ShelleyERgirl
    Jnette, girl, thanks to you I don't have to do my ab workout for like the next two weeks! I think if I actually worked with you, I would have the best abs in the world from laughing so damn much! Thanks!

    Michelle
  13. by   jnette
    Originally posted by navynurse29
    Jnette, girl, thanks to you I don't have to do my ab workout for like the next two weeks! I think if I actually worked with you, I would have the best abs in the world from laughing so damn much! Thanks!

    Michelle
    :roll yep.. laughter is good for the soul ! Good for all kinds of ills... I look for something to laugh about dailey.. if I can't find anything, I just look in the mirror.. works every time !!!
  14. by   ShelleyERgirl
    Hey, you don't have to look in the mirror exactly, just look at those Groovy pictures of you from the seventies there sexy mama! :roll

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