Skinny Dipping

  1. Skinny Dipping
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    > An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He
    > had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
    > courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed
    > up for swimming when it was built.
    >
    > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
    > hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the
    > pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
    >
    > As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping

    > in his pond.
    >
    > He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
    > deep end of the pond.
    >
    > One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
    > leave."
    >
    > The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
    > swim or make you get out of the pond naked."
    >
    > "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    >
    > Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
    > every time.
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   karenG


    karen
  4. by   Shamrock
  5. by   jnette
    Guess they weren't too bashful after that remark, eh? Good one !

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