The Sisters of St Francis

A man driving down a deserted stretch of highway noticed a sign on the side
of the road that read

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

Thinking it was just a figment of his imagination he drove on without a
second thought. Soon, he saw another sign

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

He began to realize that these signs are real. He then drove past a third
sign

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity got the best of him and he pulled into the drive. On the far
side of the parking lot is a sombre stone building with a small sign next to
the door

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbed the steps and rang the bell. The door was answered by a nun in a
long black habit who asked, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answered,

"I saw your signs along the highway, and I was interested in possibly doing
business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me."

He was led through many winding passages and was soon quite disoriented. The nun stopped at a closed door, and told the man, "Please knock on this door."
He did as he was told and this door was answered by another nun in a long
habit, holding a plate. This nun instructed, "Please place $50 in the plate,
then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."

He got $50 out of his wallet, placed it in the plate, trotted eagerly down
the hall, and slipped through the door pulling it shut behind him. As the door
locked behind him, he found himself back in the parking lot, facing another
small sign

GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS