Sing to the tune of Old Time Rock-n-roll

  1. THE HEART PATIENT'S LAMENT
    OR, GIMME THAT OLD TIME CHOLESTEROL
    (Sung to the tune of "Gimme That Old Time Rock 'n' Roll")
    Just take those cheeseburgers from the shelf
    I'll sit and have one by myself
    Low-salt, low-fat food just ain't got the same soul
    Gimme that old-time cholesterol.

    I love that old time cholesterol
    That kind of eating just soothes my soul
    I reminisce about the food of old
    With that old time cholesterol

    Don't even take me to a health club
    You'll never get me in some funky hot tub.
    Just sit me down with a BLT sub
    And that old time cholesterol

    Call me a goner, call me what you will
    Piss like a racehorse with this Lasix pill
    Low-salt, low-fat food just ain't got the same soul
    I want that old-time cholesterol
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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   Havin' A Party!
    Funny!
  4. by   lisasmom
    Very funny Made me laugh :chuckle

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