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Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

  1. 33 Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

    Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.
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  3. Visit  DixieRedHead profile page
    #1 26
    If you think because I have a hillbilly accent, I am stupid, you have just made your first mistake.
  4. Visit  wooh profile page
    #2 43
    Stolen from someone on another thread and then mangled: I used to be a people person, then I became a nurse.
  5. Visit  missladyrn profile page
    #3 23
    It sure felt like a full moon last night.
  6. Visit  OCNRN63 profile page
    #4 17
    Quote from wooh
    Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

    Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.
    See, I think it sounds like a toothpaste. I even have a jingle in my head (music included):

    "If you want your teeth gleaming white,
    Try the new toothpaste...Fomite!"

    I wish I could put the music for it here, but I am not that tech savvy.
  7. Visit  wooh profile page
    #5 6
    Quote from OCNRN63
    See, I think it sounds like a toothpaste. I even have a jingle in my head (music included):

    "If you want your teeth gleaming white,
    Try the new toothpaste...Fomite!"

    I wish I could put the music for it here, but I am not that tech savvy.
    I just sang it in my head!! LOVE!!!
  8. Visit  Sparrowhawk profile page
    #6 8
    It totally sounds like a 50's toothpaste...lol...ok my first sentence...

    "You *really* want me to answer that question?"

    Now I'm obsessed with the word fomite. thanks wooh. thank you.
  9. Visit  VivaLasViejas profile page
    #7 9
    Wheeeeee! "Get the NEW Foaming Fomite tooth gel! It'll make your mouth feel like a zillion bugs are living in it!" Ugh....it's too early in the morning for this (stuff).
  10. Visit  Vespertinas profile page
    #8 17
    Strange...two hours ago my bladder felt like it would explode.
  11. Visit  SuesquatchRN profile page
    #9 96
    A naked corpse was found and the cops knew she was a nurse. Her stomach was empty, her bladder was full, and her ass was chewed.
  12. Visit  nurseprnRN profile page
    #10 7
    re floating:
    how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
    ~firesign theater
  13. Visit  FancypantsRN profile page
    To self: does this big, goofy exaggerated smile cover up how I am really feeling right now? Gets me through triaging the absurd.
  14. Visit  Cuddleswithpuddles profile page
    I accidentally spilled some vancomycin on my shoes yesterday while throwing away an old bag and wondered "Does that count as getting them clean?"

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