Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

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    Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

    Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.
    TriciaJ, SoldierNurse22, Pb&j711773, and 30 others like this.
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    If you think because I have a hillbilly accent, I am stupid, you have just made your first mistake.
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    Stolen from someone on another thread and then mangled: I used to be a people person, then I became a nurse.
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    It sure felt like a full moon last night.
    vianne, Nurse Leigh, RNSC, and 18 others like this.
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    Quote from wooh
    Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

    Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.
    See, I think it sounds like a toothpaste. I even have a jingle in my head (music included):

    "If you want your teeth gleaming white,
    Try the new toothpaste...Fomite!"

    I wish I could put the music for it here, but I am not that tech savvy.
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    Quote from OCNRN63
    See, I think it sounds like a toothpaste. I even have a jingle in my head (music included):

    "If you want your teeth gleaming white,
    Try the new toothpaste...Fomite!"

    I wish I could put the music for it here, but I am not that tech savvy.
    I just sang it in my head!! LOVE!!!
    LadyFree28, NF_eyenurse, Brannray, and 3 others like this.
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    It totally sounds like a 50's toothpaste...lol...ok my first sentence...

    "You *really* want me to answer that question?"

    Now I'm obsessed with the word fomite. thanks wooh. thank you.
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    Wheeeeee! "Get the NEW Foaming Fomite tooth gel! It'll make your mouth feel like a zillion bugs are living in it!" Ugh....it's too early in the morning for this (stuff).
    TriciaJ, LadyFree28, NF_eyenurse, and 6 others like this.
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    Strange...two hours ago my bladder felt like it would explode.
    TeflonNurse, TriciaJ, SoldierNurse22, and 12 others like this.
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    A naked corpse was found and the cops knew she was a nurse. Her stomach was empty, her bladder was full, and her ass was chewed.


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