Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

  1. Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

    Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.
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  3. by   DixieRedHead
    If you think because I have a hillbilly accent, I am stupid, you have just made your first mistake.
  4. by   wooh
    Stolen from someone on another thread and then mangled: I used to be a people person, then I became a nurse.
  5. by   missladyrn
    It sure felt like a full moon last night.
  6. by   OCNRN63
    Quote from wooh
    Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

    Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.
    See, I think it sounds like a toothpaste. I even have a jingle in my head (music included):

    "If you want your teeth gleaming white,
    Try the new toothpaste...Fomite!"

    I wish I could put the music for it here, but I am not that tech savvy.
  7. by   wooh
    Quote from OCNRN63
    See, I think it sounds like a toothpaste. I even have a jingle in my head (music included):

    "If you want your teeth gleaming white,
    Try the new toothpaste...Fomite!"

    I wish I could put the music for it here, but I am not that tech savvy.
    I just sang it in my head!! LOVE!!!
  8. by   Sparrowhawk
    It totally sounds like a 50's toothpaste...lol...ok my first sentence...

    "You *really* want me to answer that question?"

    Now I'm obsessed with the word fomite. thanks wooh. thank you.
  9. by   VivaLasViejas
    Wheeeeee! "Get the NEW Foaming Fomite tooth gel! It'll make your mouth feel like a zillion bugs are living in it!" Ugh....it's too early in the morning for this (stuff).
  10. by   Vespertinas
    Strange...two hours ago my bladder felt like it would explode.
  11. by   SuesquatchRN
    A naked corpse was found and the cops knew she was a nurse. Her stomach was empty, her bladder was full, and her ass was chewed.
  12. by   nurseprnRN
    re floating:
    how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
    ~firesign theater
  13. by   FancypantsRN
    To self: does this big, goofy exaggerated smile cover up how I am really feeling right now? Gets me through triaging the absurd.
  14. by   Cuddleswithpuddles
    I accidentally spilled some vancomycin on my shoes yesterday while throwing away an old bag and wondered "Does that count as getting them clean?"

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