Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED
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by wooh Mar 20, '12Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!
Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.
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Mar 20, '12 by DixieRedHeadIf you think because I have a hillbilly accent, I am stupid, you have just made your first mistake. - Mar 20, '12 by woohStolen from someone on another thread and then mangled: I used to be a people person, then I became a nurse.
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Mar 20, '12 by OCNRN63Quote from woohSee, I think it sounds like a toothpaste. I even have a jingle in my head (music included):Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!
Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.
"If you want your teeth gleaming white,
Try the new toothpaste...Fomite!"
I wish I could put the music for it here, but I am not that tech savvy.
- Mar 20, '12 by woohQuote from OCNRN63I just sang it in my head!! LOVE!!!See, I think it sounds like a toothpaste. I even have a jingle in my head (music included):
"If you want your teeth gleaming white,
Try the new toothpaste...Fomite!"
I wish I could put the music for it here, but I am not that tech savvy.
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Mar 20, '12 by SparrowhawkIt totally sounds like a 50's toothpaste...lol...ok my first sentence...
"You *really* want me to answer that question?"
Now I'm obsessed with the word fomite. thanks wooh. thank you. - Guide
Mar 20, '12 by VivaLasViejasWheeeeee! "Get the NEW Foaming Fomite tooth gel! It'll make your mouth feel like a zillion bugs are living in it!" Ugh....it's too early in the morning for this (stuff). -
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Mar 20, '12 by SuesquatchRNA naked corpse was found and the cops knew she was a nurse. Her stomach was empty, her bladder was full, and her ass was chewed.
