Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

  1. 33 Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

    Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.
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    About wooh

    From 'GA, US'; Joined Feb '04; Posts: 4,985; Likes: 20,761.

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  3. Visit  DixieRedHead profile page
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    If you think because I have a hillbilly accent, I am stupid, you have just made your first mistake.
    Lev <3, blackbettyRN, ShortFuse_LPN, and 23 others like this.
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    Stolen from someone on another thread and then mangled: I used to be a people person, then I became a nurse.
    Lev <3, No Stars In My Eyes, hazyblue, and 39 others like this.
  5. Visit  missladyrn profile page
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    It sure felt like a full moon last night.
    Lev <3, BlackMagicGypsy, vianne, and 20 others like this.
  6. Visit  OCNRN63 profile page
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    Quote from wooh
    Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

    Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.
    See, I think it sounds like a toothpaste. I even have a jingle in my head (music included):

    "If you want your teeth gleaming white,
    Try the new toothpaste...Fomite!"

    I wish I could put the music for it here, but I am not that tech savvy.
    luthien.rn, Nurse Leigh, esperanzita, and 14 others like this.
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    Quote from OCNRN63
    See, I think it sounds like a toothpaste. I even have a jingle in my head (music included):

    "If you want your teeth gleaming white,
    Try the new toothpaste...Fomite!"

    I wish I could put the music for it here, but I am not that tech savvy.
    I just sang it in my head!! LOVE!!!
    LadyFree28, nursefrances, Brannray, and 3 others like this.
  8. Visit  Sparrowhawk profile page
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    It totally sounds like a 50's toothpaste...lol...ok my first sentence...

    "You *really* want me to answer that question?"

    Now I'm obsessed with the word fomite. thanks wooh. thank you.
  9. Visit  VivaLasViejas profile page
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    Wheeeeee! "Get the NEW Foaming Fomite tooth gel! It'll make your mouth feel like a zillion bugs are living in it!" Ugh....it's too early in the morning for this (stuff).
    TriciaJ, LadyFree28, nursefrances, and 6 others like this.
  10. Visit  Vespertinas profile page
    17
    Strange...two hours ago my bladder felt like it would explode.
    Lev <3, dpcRN, TeflonNurse, and 14 others like this.
  11. Visit  SuesquatchRN profile page
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    A naked corpse was found and the cops knew she was a nurse. Her stomach was empty, her bladder was full, and her ass was chewed.
    AroseN, Lev <3, bb007rn, and 94 others like this.
  12. Visit  GrnTea profile page
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    re floating:
    how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
    ~firesign theater
  13. Visit  FancypantsRN profile page
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    To self: does this big, goofy exaggerated smile cover up how I am really feeling right now? Gets me through triaging the absurd.
    Lev <3, boolpn, Orca, and 11 others like this.
  14. Visit  Cuddleswithpuddles profile page
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    I accidentally spilled some vancomycin on my shoes yesterday while throwing away an old bag and wondered "Does that count as getting them clean?"


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