Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

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Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

I often joke that I carry a magic wand that takes solves problems and takes care of pt's symptoms. Today, I actually said:

"My magic wand can fix a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of them."

Winner! :)

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Why can't the floor staff have wheelchair races up and down the hall?

Gotta love those nights! ;)

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My random thought.

Remember to google "Fomite."

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Gotta love those nights! ;)

Apparently I need to switch to night shift in order to fulfill my dream.

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.
when triaging on a friday night and the waiting room is full there is always the person who demands to be seen for the pain they have had for 2 weeks! i have bitten my tongue til it bleeds when i want to say......:banghead:

if it hurts only when you bend it backward then......don't bend it backward!":smokin:

i'm guilty on this one you have bit your tongue, however, i have said those exact words to a patient although, i have ended the statement with "bless your heart" and moved on to the next pt.:cool:

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Specializes in Geriatrics.

Why didnt I hang up when I got "the calling"???!!! :)

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Specializes in Peds/outpatient FP,derm,allergy/private duty.

Just once - would it really be so wrong to draw myself back and deliver the news to the cranky old ******* who complained nonstop for 90 minutes

. . "and you, Sir -- are a fungating carbuncle!!! Good day!"

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Specializes in Emergency & Trauma/Adult ICU.

I must not be creative ... I never, ever would have thought of crushing Klonopin and injecting the crushed med with heroin. Is that the polysubstance abuse version of fusion cuisine?

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Specializes in Home Care.
Why do some patients look like they're dead when they sleep?

It's technically a question, not a statement.

:)

had one today, I woke her up

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Specializes in RN, BSN, CHDN.
Why didnt I hang up when I got "the calling"???!!! :)

This one gets my vote

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RN -vs -LVN (CNA) "When elephants fight only the grass gets hurt in the fray"

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I work in Hospice care.I wish it was that easy.:saint:

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