Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 34

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Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.... Read More


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    Work three days in a row? I'd love to! Said no one ever.
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    No, no - it's perfectly ok to bring your sneezing, snotty two-year old in to visit their newborn sibling on ECMO at 1am! Lots of parents do it.
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    Quote from fetch
    In undergrad Coca-Cola came out with "Blak," which was coffee-flavored coke. Once they discontinued it, I began just putting "shots" of coffee in my coke to get the same taste and same jolt! Everyone else thinks it's disgusting but I love it, and I absolutely can't stand RedBull (taste or how it makes me feel).
    My husband used to brew a pot of coffee so strong that no one else we work with will touch it without diluting it. Then he'd open up four packets of instant coffee and stir them in. He had to drink it fast, because the styrofoam cups we had at work would literally melt. He's mellowed a bit with age -- just drinks Red Bull immediately after his enormously strong coffee instead of mixing in the instant.
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    Both of my daughters drink the sludgy coffee. It's so strong it makes me choke.:***:
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    I don't care how accurate it is; PLEASE please please stop charting trach sputum as "creamy" !!!
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    Me last week:

    "Mr. X dropped his bar of soap six times in the shower this morning...where does he think he is? Prison?"
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    Quote from edimo
    Me last week:

    "Mr. X dropped his bar of soap six times in the shower this morning...where does he think he is? Prison?"
    Oh swell! Now I'll have an image from Lockup burned into my brain!
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    Quote from close the books
    Why do I see OR nurses wearing scrubs on their way home from work?
    I saw an OR nurse going home from work at the gas station the other day. Still in her scrubs with bouffant hat on and tied face mask hanging from her neck. I thought to myself, what...were you in SUCH a RUSH to leave that you couldn't take TWO SECONDS to take off your hat and mask?!?
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    It's a fashion statement! LOL
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    Quote from wheeliesurfer
    I saw an OR nurse going home from work at the gas station the other day. Still in her scrubs with bouffant hat on and tied face mask hanging from her neck. I thought to myself, what...were you in SUCH a RUSH to leave that you couldn't take TWO SECONDS to take off your hat and mask?!?
    She probably forgot about the mask because she was so used to wearing it. As for the hair -- after you've worn a bouffant all day, your hair is nasty and icky. She probably left the bouffant on because at that point, she didn't want anyone to see her hair.


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