Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

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Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

Docs on rounds, and, apparently, the word of the day was "appreciate". "I couldn't appreciate a murmur on this baby" or "I couldn't appreciate bowel sounds, etc. About the 3rd time I heard one of them say they couldn't appreciate a murmur, I went over to the group and said to the Attending: "Dr. CMFINC, NOBODY 'appreciates' a murmur, trust me!"

Didn't hear that the rest of the day!

Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.
In 6 years of Gynacology Nursing and Midwifery I've still to see what happens if I pee'd on a pregnancy test..

Oh, go ahead, give it a shot!

Specializes in Transitional Nursing.

If someone has a bilateral le amputation do they get to choose their new height?

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