Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED - page 14

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Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE! Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.... Read More


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    It's in all caps in the thread title: NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED
    If you want to JUDGE what someone else has said, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD PLEASE!
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    Quote from floridanurse1983
    I thought thread was supposed to be funny and lighthearted. Can at least one thread not have the tut tut post in it?
    Thank you. I get coffee/snacks/whatever all the time. It's when people start to take advantage of it and use the call light like a drive through menu that I get annoyed.
    OhioTry, canoehead, Orca, and 4 others like this.
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    Who locked the patient advocate in the linen room this time?!!! . . .Sigh . . .
    OhioTry, esperanzita, milfordmom, and 12 others like this.
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    *Vegimite is that canned stuff that aussies love to eat on bread as a spread. I think it is Yeast based, but not sure.

    playing devil's advocate, since the cute little lulliby bells play hospital wide for a birth,. . .

    I suggest we have a heavy organ play overhead when someone makes the ultimate check-out.
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    That was a total joke
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    Quote from BostonTerrierLoverRN

    playing devil's advocate, since the cute little lulliby bells play hospital wide for a birth,. . .

    I suggest we have a heavy organ play overhead when someone makes the ultimate check-out.
    Or Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust?"
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    Quote from Vespertinas
    You know, I'm sure if they would do it for themselves they could. But they're in an unsual position with no way of getting some of the things they would find comforting at home. This isn't communist Russia (I speak from experience) where a hospital means that we're here to serve your most basic survival needs (not even that usually) and then kick you out. If you find it beneath you, you have techs who can assist. But I wouldn't roll my eyes at a nice patient who just wants a cup of coffee to help him get thorugh the day (and maybe be less cranky).

    Sorry, I know that came off snappy.
    Snappy? No. Entirely judgmental and missing the point of the post? Yes.

    I guess you've been fortunate enough to not have the patient that calls you every ten minutes for unnecessary items that she COULD have asked you for the last eight times you were in the room. The "nice patient" that asked once, no one minds.
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    We have a sweet patient who has...some mental issues. Back when we still had budget for lobby coffee, he brought a package of cookies and set them by the cart "so the people can have some crummies with their coffee."
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    Stealing this from the mockery thread...my new tagline is "fomite and fancy free".
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    Quote from RNsRWe
    Or Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust?"
    Hahahaha

    I am going to have to borrow a Depend's pad from my grandmother to read this thread I can tell now.
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