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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

smile and the world smiles with you. cry, and you get a runny nose. i like this one

nature's first green is gold, her hardest hue to hold. her early leaf's a flower; but only so an hour. then leaf subsides to leaf. so eden sank to grief, so dawn goes down to day. nothing gold can stay. - robert frost

god put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. right now i'm so far behind, i'll never die." :rotfl:

"i am only one, but i am still one.i cannot do everything but still i am one. i cannot do everything but still i can do something. i will not refuse to do something that i can do." - helen keller

support bacteria...it's the only culture some people have.

bad spellers of the world...untie!

"life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that takes our breath away."

keep smiling, it sure looks good on you, and if you get a chance pass it on to a friend.

"men, men i may not know, but shoes, shoes i know."

--carrie bradshaw, sex and the city

as i was reading post i found these i like some of them a lot of ..........

hope more people share there saying ................. :)

i have a saying when people are transferring from a cart to a table or cart to bed....as they are moving over, i remind them not to leave their crack on the crack.......i usually get a few good laughs with this

Some nurses do it prn

Some nurses do it from sunrise to sunset,

BUT the really crazy nurses, do it ALL NIGHT LONG!

me, a life-long night-shifter

:rotfl: I want that on a t-shirt!

just wanted to bring this to the top again

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.-Confucius

If you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive. -Mel Brooks

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. -Mel Brooks

Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three, times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind, and you can't go very far wrong. -Eric Idle

Any idiot can face a crisis, it's day to day living that wears you out. -Anton Chekhov

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The gate is down, the lights are flashing, but the train just is not coming.

"As you slide down the banister of life, may you never get splinters."

My personal mantra:

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt

Nothing GOOD happens AFTER you loose your composure.

Papaw John

Specializes in Medical, Paeds, Ob gyn, NICU.

I don't suffer from insanity!

I enjoy every second of it :bugeyes:

This shows why i decided to do my RN degree at the age of 33 and a single mum of four...must be insane :chuckle

Lovin every minuite but

Tina

if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...chances are..it's a duck..

if the shoe fits, slap it on ur piggies and walk out da door..

Specializes in OB, M/S, HH, Medical Imaging RN.

“c-section babies are a cut above”

whatever god can put you in, he can get you through……

“men are like telephones, they like to be held, talked to but press the wrong button and you’re disconnected”.

my grandmother is a true believer in exercise, she walks a mile every single day, she’s now 97 years old and we don’t know where in the h*** she is !

There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots; the other, wings. Hodding Carter

We can do no great things - only small things with great love. Mother Teresa

From small beginnings come great things. Proverb

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. Hans Christian Andersen

The greatest gift is a portion of thyself. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those wo bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. J.M. Barrie

There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. Albert Einstein

A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.

When life gives you lemons, distill the citric acid and throw it in your opponent's face :p

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