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No. 60
Old Aug 28, 2005, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by elthia
No problem, actually feel rather all blushy and pleased. Care of a terminal patient is a soapbox of mine.
Then I am glad I helped make part of your day! I pull out the soapbox, myself, on occasion. Lots of explaining, lots of love and lots of care...can't get much better!

Elizabeth
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No. 61
from trudlebug
Old Aug 28, 2005, 11:24 AM

Nurse here's a few....
There is no vaccine against stupidity.


If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.


The Silver Rule: "I do not do for others that which they can do for themselves"


"Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by
making the other poor b*st*rd die for his." - General George S. Patton Jr.


"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
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No. 62
from margarita
Old Aug 28, 2005, 12:36 PM

Default Share Your Saying
Here are some of my favorite sayings:

If you can't get out of it, get into it.

Unless you're the lead horse, the view never changes.

You don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing. Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. A friends fridge magnet.

I've abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy. A t-shirt I had as a teen.

Imagination is greater than knowledge. Albert Einstein.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Live and Let Live
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No. 63
from fireflyLPN
Old Aug 28, 2005, 08:49 PM

I've got a couple

*ss, grass, or gas nobody rides for free! - unknown

You can get more with a gun and a smile than you can with just a smile - Al Capone

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. -Winston Churchill

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. - Dylan Thomas

That dog just won't hunt...

and of course the one that's currently my sig line
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No. 64
from TennNurse
Old Sep 15, 2005, 05:43 PM

Just because you are paranoid does NOT mean they're not out to get you.

If it is wet and sticky and not yours, do not touch it.

Ironing is my second favorite household chore, my first being hitting my head on the top bunk until I pass out. (Erma Bombeck)
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No. 65
from rogramjet
Old Sep 15, 2005, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by TennNurse
Just because you are paranoid does NOT mean they're not out to get you.

If it is wet and sticky and not yours, do not touch it.

Ironing is my second favorite household chore, my first being hitting my head on the top bunk until I pass out. (Erma Bombeck)
If everyone IS out to get you, being paranoid is just being smart. - Dr. Johnny Fever
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No. 66
Old Sep 16, 2005, 08:28 AM

Originally Posted by rogramjet
If everyone IS out to get you, being paranoid is just being smart. - Dr. Johnny Fever
Never send a moron to do a mutant's job - Power Rangers

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing alot of it
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No. 67
from OUBobcat94
Old Sep 16, 2005, 12:32 PM

It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
-Norm from "Cheers"

-Bobcat
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No. 68
from BlueYYsRN
Old Sep 16, 2005, 01:45 PM

I am a conscientious objecter to the war thats in my mind. - Billie Jo Armstrong

I dont get my music from politicians or my politics from musicians. - me
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No. 69
from SusanJean
Old Sep 16, 2005, 02:00 PM

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - graffiti

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