Share Your Saying

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No problem, actually feel rather all blushy and pleased. Care of a terminal patient is a soapbox of mine.

Then I am glad I helped make part of your day! I pull out the soapbox, myself, on occasion. Lots of explaining, lots of love and lots of care...can't get much better!

Elizabeth

Specializes in Utilization Review/Case Management.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

The Silver Rule: "I do not do for others that which they can do for themselves"

"Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by

making the other poor b*st*rd die for his." - General George S. Patton Jr.

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

Here are some of my favorite sayings:

If you can't get out of it, get into it.

Unless you're the lead horse, the view never changes.

You don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing. Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. A friends fridge magnet.

I've abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy. A t-shirt I had as a teen.

Imagination is greater than knowledge. Albert Einstein.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Live and Let Live

I've got a couple

*ss, grass, or gas nobody rides for free! - unknown

You can get more with a gun and a smile than you can with just a smile - Al Capone

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. -Winston Churchill

Do not go gentle into that good night,

Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light. - Dylan Thomas

That dog just won't hunt...

and of course the one that's currently my sig line

Specializes in ER!.

Just because you are paranoid does NOT mean they're not out to get you.

If it is wet and sticky and not yours, do not touch it.

Ironing is my second favorite household chore, my first being hitting my head on the top bunk until I pass out. (Erma Bombeck)

Just because you are paranoid does NOT mean they're not out to get you.

If it is wet and sticky and not yours, do not touch it.

Ironing is my second favorite household chore, my first being hitting my head on the top bunk until I pass out. (Erma Bombeck)

If everyone IS out to get you, being paranoid is just being smart. - Dr. Johnny Fever

If everyone IS out to get you, being paranoid is just being smart. - Dr. Johnny Fever

Never send a moron to do a mutant's job - Power Rangers

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing alot of it

It's a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

-Norm from "Cheers"

-Bobcat

I am a conscientious objecter to the war thats in my mind. - Billie Jo Armstrong

I dont get my music from politicians or my politics from musicians. - me

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - graffiti

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great idea...i'm quote obsessed:)...will have to dig some out.....and post em:)

i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

HAHAHA that's hysterical!! :)

Trying to get along with my ex is like trying to pick up nickels with my butt.
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