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No. 50
Old Aug 03, 2005, 08:59 AM

We had buttons at work that some instrument rep had brought in that said "hemmorhoids can be fun". Apparently whoever came up with THAT slogan had never had them.

(Me either, but sheesh)
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No. 51
from rogramjet
Old Aug 03, 2005, 11:04 AM

You are what you don't poop.

Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree.

But seriously I'm a Dan Quayle fan:

If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.

Pollution is not the problem, the problem is the impurities in the air and water.
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No. 52
from Billiegirl
Old Aug 08, 2005, 08:22 PM

"Ah, the patient doing that shaking thing again!" Student Paramedic
"It's called a SEIZURE!" ER Nurse

"Put em in room 10!" (Our physic room)

"We have a a line for 10." (Always a fun shift)

And my personal favorite "Your not that busy!" Said during a code, a full ER/WR, and two traumas en-route.

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No. 53
from MikeLVN2RN
Old Aug 26, 2005, 03:24 PM

I can't remember who said these, but I really like them

"Duct tape is like the force; there's a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"God made dirt, and dirt hurts, so don't get it in your eye!"

"Happiness is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth!"

These are just some of my favs!

Mike
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No. 54
from elthia
Old Aug 27, 2005, 01:31 PM

"How much more grevious are the consequences of anger than the causes of it."
Marcus Aurelius


"Beware of the fury of the patient man."
John Dryden

"Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you"
Vipin Sharma


"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your mind off your goals."
Unknown

"Given a long enough life span, everybody dies. So my job as a nurse of a terminal patient then is to treat death, give the patient a death that is as close to free from pain and discomfort as I can make it."
Myself (in an debate about titrating morphine gtt on semicomatose patient with dyspnea, still use this argument quite a lot.)
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No. 55
Old Aug 27, 2005, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by elthia
"Given a long enough life span, everybody dies. So my job as a nurse of a terminal patient then is to treat death, give the patient a death that is as close to free from pain and discomfort as I can make it."
Myself (in an debate about titrating morphine gtt on semicomatose patient with dyspnea, still use this argument quite a lot.)
I stole your quote...properly cited, of course! I wish I had said it.

Thank you!

Elizabeth
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No. 56
from elthia
Old Aug 27, 2005, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by TreetopAngel_RN
I stole your quote...properly cited, of course! I wish I had said it.

Thank you!

Elizabeth
No problem, actually feel rather all blushy and pleased. Care of a terminal patient is a soapbox of mine.
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No. 57
from JCRN
Old Aug 28, 2005, 12:13 AM

You know you are having a bad day when you find a tampon behind your ear and cannot find your pencil.
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No. 58
from kmchugh
Old Aug 28, 2005, 04:42 AM

"There is no problem so large that it cannot be overcome by a suitable application of high explosive." US Army, unknown

"As long as you are talking, you aren't learning anything." J.P. McHugh, my father.

KM
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No. 59
from Indy
Old Aug 28, 2005, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by JCRN
You know you are having a bad day when you find a tampon behind your ear and cannot find your pencil.
I have to admit, I threw my pen in the sharps box one afternoon. In my pocket was the IV needle (the kind that when used, has no sharp sticking out, it's inside the plastic thing). THAT went into a sharps box lickety-split, as I realized where my pen was.
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