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  1. Dec 26, '08 by
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    Quote from systoly
    Everyone said it couldn't be done - along came someone who had not been told - and did it.
    My brother-in-law was never told that cats can't be trained. He had two kittens trained to come when called, sit on command, and 'speak' for treats within about 3 weeks of adopting them. It was almost creepy.
  2. Jan 5, '09 by
    "they can't follow you home." "illness is 80% mental/ 20% physical"--ME
  3. Jan 22, '09 by
    This topic has lagged!

    He is walking in my tracks ,but he will never fill my shoes - by Jerry Lee Lewis
  4. Jan 22, '09 by
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    My brother-in-law was never told that cats can't be trained. He had two kittens trained to come when called, sit on command, and 'speak' for treats within about 3 weeks of adopting them. It was almost creepy.
    That is weird. You'd think if he wanted a trained pet, he'd just get a dog.
  5. Jan 23, '09 by
    "Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to slap them upside the head."
    Poi Dog and squeakykitty like this.
  6. Jan 23, '09 by
    Quote from LaceyLou
    "Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to slap them upside the head."
    :hehe:
  7. Jan 23, '09 by
    Quote from LaceyLou
    "Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to slap them upside the head."
    I love this one. I'll have to remember this for future reference.
  8. Apr 10, '09 by
    “virginity was guarded like the Twinkie room at Graceland,” and you had to go steady and give up your letter jacket just to get a kiss on the mouth.

    He didn’t plan to marry again, he’d just look for a woman he could grow to hate and buy her a house.


    From Lewis Grzzard a Great Georgian gone 15 years now,,,I still miss him.
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  9. Apr 10, '09 by
    Oldie but goodie..."the bleeding ALWAYS stops"
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  10. Apr 25, '09 by
    I don't do skin care on my patients I "Butter their buns".

    My patients don't have stool smears they have "Farts gone wild". :angryfire

    When a walkie talkie is admitted to my ICU I want to know "What a healthy guy/gal like you is doing hanging out in a place like this".

    My patients don't bleed they leak.

    My patients are not allowed to go on the field trip without a signed permission slip (DNR).

    I often hear "Your not right" my response "But I'm rarely wrong".

    You hurt the ones you love, so there are a few doctors that adore me when I call them at 2:00 AM and therefore I am thier favorite.

    Doctors don't like for you to sound to perky when you call them at 2:00 AM so always be sure to use your 1-900 voice until they are fully awake.

    I am known as the "Psych whisperer" on my unit, I explain that "I am one therefore I can relate".