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by angelique777

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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like "i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god... Read More


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    Everyone said it couldn't be done - along came someone who had not been told - and did it.
    My brother-in-law was never told that cats can't be trained. He had two kittens trained to come when called, sit on command, and 'speak' for treats within about 3 weeks of adopting them. It was almost creepy.
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    "they can't follow you home." "illness is 80% mental/ 20% physical"--ME
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    He is walking in my tracks ,but he will never fill my shoes - by Jerry Lee Lewis
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    My brother-in-law was never told that cats can't be trained. He had two kittens trained to come when called, sit on command, and 'speak' for treats within about 3 weeks of adopting them. It was almost creepy.
    That is weird. You'd think if he wanted a trained pet, he'd just get a dog.
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    "Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to slap them upside the head."
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    Quote from LaceyLou
    "Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to slap them upside the head."
    :hehe:
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    Quote from LaceyLou
    "Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to slap them upside the head."
    I love this one. I'll have to remember this for future reference.
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    “virginity was guarded like the Twinkie room at Graceland,” and you had to go steady and give up your letter jacket just to get a kiss on the mouth.

    He didn’t plan to marry again, he’d just look for a woman he could grow to hate and buy her a house.


    From Lewis Grzzard a Great Georgian gone 15 years now,,,I still miss him.
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    Oldie but goodie..."the bleeding ALWAYS stops"
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    I don't do skin care on my patients I "Butter their buns".

    My patients don't have stool smears they have "Farts gone wild". :angryfire

    When a walkie talkie is admitted to my ICU I want to know "What a healthy guy/gal like you is doing hanging out in a place like this".

    My patients don't bleed they leak.

    My patients are not allowed to go on the field trip without a signed permission slip (DNR).

    I often hear "Your not right" my response "But I'm rarely wrong".

    You hurt the ones you love, so there are a few doctors that adore me when I call them at 2:00 AM and therefore I am thier favorite.

    Doctors don't like for you to sound to perky when you call them at 2:00 AM so always be sure to use your 1-900 voice until they are fully awake.

    I am known as the "Psych whisperer" on my unit, I explain that "I am one therefore I can relate".


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