Share Your Saying

[angelique777]

i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

[move'on]

...the greatness in you makes great...and that greatness i must pass on.

[move'on]

..things to think ..

...what to offer,not always what you can be offered...how to coat faces with laughter...how your name can be followed by smiles...how the happiness you creat in others, go a long way,cos it may trace your steps...reach and give the best,and the best will never leave you...

happy you will be... :dncgcpd:

[takeittotheicu]

There are a few that I like.....

If at first you don't succeed...then maybe skydiving just isn't your thing.

You can't fix stupid. Stupid is Fo-ev-a.- Ron White

"At the end of the day, the fact that we have the courage to still be standing is reason enough to celebrate."- Grey's Anatomy

[niasmama]

of all the thinks i've lost,i miss my mind the most!

[kittagirl]

Sorry I haven't had a chance to look at all the pages, but here are some of my current favourites

Current house rule!

Do NOT get between the woman with PMS and the Chocolate!!!

Personal favourite: Who died and made me the Queen of Nice?

(You get between me and the good stuff I will bring you down and when you whine I will reply with above)

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear

If it's wet, dry it. If it's dry, wet it.

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.

People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything

That one only opens his mouth in order to change his feet (a Irish-ism!)

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. (And another)

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. (And again)

Never put off till tomorrow what I can put off forever

Everyone is wise until he speaks.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

God is good, but never dance in a small boat

Get down on your knees and thank God you're still on your feet

If you are lucky enough to be Irish, then you are lucky enough. ( have you guessed I'm Irish yet?)

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.

Good laugh and long sleep are the best cures in a doctor's book.

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold

onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off

the earth.

May the road rise to meet you,

May the wind be always at your back,

May the sun shine warm upon your face,

The rains fall soft upon your fields

and, Until we meet again

May God hold you in the palm of His hand

In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced

to talk to God.

May you both live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live.

May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight

What the little ones see, the little ones do.

Beauty won't boil the pot.

It's no secret if three know it

The moon is none the worse for the dogs' barking at her.

[MarieFutureRN]

Live life to the fullest no one gets out alive anyways.....

[so alive LPN]

old, but i love it, and i love madonna!

~poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another

~Madonna:heartbeat

[Saved_by_Grace]

Here are some of my fav's

*It's never too late to become the person you might have been - George Elliot

*Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!

*Life is fragile, handle with prayer.

*The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

*A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A Clark:heartbeat

*Goodbyes are not forever, Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you, Until we meet again!:kiss

*I am not what I ought to be. I am not what I want to be. I am not what I hope to be. But still, I am not what I used to be. And by the grace of God, I am what I am. - John Newton :bowingpur

This one is my favorite and my personal mantra. It's where my user name comes from as well.

[Atheos]

The one I always use in my e-mails is :

A successful person is one that can build a house out of all the bricks others throw at them.

I have 2 signs on my door:

"The tendency to whine and complain may be taken as the surest sign and symptom of little souls and inferior intellects." - Lord Jeffrey

"The beatings will continue until morale improves." - Unknown

ROFL

[Keepstanding, ASN, RN]

i too am "saved by grace" ! thanks for your sayings !

praiser :heartbeat

[SASQUATCH THE NP]

"the man who said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons fire" -

___

success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.

lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.

courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

never tell people how to do things.

tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity

"you're never beaten until you admit it."

- general george patton jr

don't tell mom i'm a pilot, she thinks i play piano in a whorehouse

- us marine bumper sticker

there are no american infidels in baghdad. never!

- "baghdad bob" iraqi information minister 1 hour before baghdad was taken by the us led coalition forces.

what the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly

the way to avoid responsibility is to say, 'i've got responsibilities.'

here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.

every person, all the events of your life, are there because you have drawn them there. what you choose to do with them is up to you.

you are never given a wish without being given the power to make it true. you may have to work for it, however.

there is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands. you seek problems because you need their gifts

and finally.. my personal favorite

argue for your limitations and they're yours

richard bach illusions: the adventures of a reluctant messiah

[Atheos]

Everything works out in the end. If it hasn't worked out yet then it isn't the end.